They would like a time machine now: people who didn’t know they were making a terrible mistake (36 photos)

It would seem, what could be bad about wanting to pay extra for a window seat on a plane? Or, for example, wash your favorite sweater or send a robot vacuum cleaner to clean up after your puppy? This selection proves that nothing separates us from disaster—one small, but very unfortunate decision.



1. “My girlfriend found a slug in her salad - after she had eaten everything.”



2. “I lost my phone at a construction site. A little later I found it...”





3. “Apparently, you shouldn’t put a glass window on the grass in 22-degree heat after all.”



4. “I decided to scratch my leg with a pen, but the pen turned out to be automatic.”



5. “When you wanted to show off your modern approach to your neighbors, but now everyone knows you as the guy who destroyed a Jeep with the press of a button.”



6. “When using an eyelash curler, try not to sneeze.”



7. "When you live in Norway and forgot to close the window in your office"



8. “I had a seat in the middle, and I paid extra to be moved to the “window”



9. "I washed my favorite sweater :("



10. “The neighbors had a party yesterday. This is my trampoline.”



11. “I’ll put some makeup on the car, I’m a stupid idiot.”



12. “My wife climbed into the attic for the Christmas tree, I told her not to step on the drywall. Then she admitted that she didn’t know what drywall was.”



13. “At the wedding, which took place in a warehouse-type room without proper ventilation, they decided to set off fireworks.”



14. “My son decided to swallow a coin and turn the nickel into $4,400 in medical bills.”



15. “My son teased his sister and she threw her Switch controller at my parents’ 75-inch TV.”



16. "Guess what I sprinkled on my yogurt this morning (dried garlic powder on the left, peanut butter on the right)



17. “Dropped a $12,000 injection on the carpet and the needle bent.”



18. “Bake bread, they said... If you leave the dough to rise overnight, it will taste better, they said... Put it in the refrigerator, they said... Such a useful hobby, they said...”



19. “This man’s plane left two hours ago.”



20. “My new robot vacuum cleaner ran into puppy poop and then “cleaned” the whole house.”



21. “I bought a new HDR TV... And I sat on my glasses while I was setting it up. Now I don’t see any HDR, lol”



22. "See these eggs? They were supposed to be in the pies. I made two fat chocolate circles."



23. “It’s a good thing I parked on the other side of the street.”



24. "Someone didn't secure the egg carts in the truck. 10,500 broken eggs."



25. “And then I remembered that yesterday I wanted to chill a can of soda.”



26. “This column was straight a week ago. This is the first floor of seven.”



27. “I turned away for a second and she peed in 2 kilos of rice.”



28. “My dad complained that “Google is blurring the results page in the top left corner. Facebook too." It melted the top left corner of the screen.



29. “It’s so nice to realize that your colleagues don’t know how to properly close a box... Just before you leave.”



30. “It was late, I was very tired, I took aspirin. An hour later I realized that it was not aspirin (on the left in the photo is aspirin, on the right is a laxative)



31. “I only noticed that my glove was torn when I finished dyeing my hair.”



32. "My husband's parents invited us to dinner. It was a trap."



33. "Accidentally left an Easter egg in the sun. It's still in the package!"



34. “Remember to close the car door when leaving it in automatic parking.”



35. “Turns out the kids were too busy to close the door.”