American stand-up comedian George Carlin said: “Happiness depends entirely on luck and genes. It all comes down to genes and luck. But if you think about it, genes are also a matter of luck.” And it's hard to argue with him. 
In life, too much depends on a successful combination of circumstances or the lack thereof. We have collected 16 examples of very disappointing failures. From small and mundane ones, like missing icing on a donut, to larger ones, like breaking down a brand new car.
Broken tequila bottle for anniversary celebration 
— My wife and I went to Mexico for our honeymoon. I bought a bottle of tequila and wanted us to drink that tequila on every anniversary. But the bottle broke on the way home.
— Now you have a tradition of breaking a bottle of tequila on your anniversary.
Broke my leg on my first day of work 
My husband has been unemployed for 9 months. He finally found a job. And 5 minutes after he started work, he tripped on the carpet and broke his leg.
My dog didn't appreciate my love for the game Animal crossing 
Because in this game you communicate with other animals!
My camera didn't survive the move 
This is my new car 
My robot vacuum cleaner scratched itself with a chair 
“I understand that the damage is more cosmetic, but I would like my expensive shiny things to remain shiny.”
“His back was just itching.”
I left my bathroom window open for 3 weeks and birds made a nest in my sink. 
I wanted a donut with glaze 
I just put my guitar up against the wall and it fell 
Just purchased deck 
The wizard deceived you.
My girlfriend was making bracelets from rubber bands, but the cat threw everything off the table 
Now it is a work of art. Cat: “You’re welcome! Contact me."
Someone threw a cake onto a car 
Maybe the car has a birthday?
I came to buy grilled chicken, but this woman beat me to it. Me and everyone in general 
I glued this hook to the door and walked away. This is what I saw when I returned 
This is what a colleague who works the night shift sent me: 
Burn down the building and rebuild everything again. Even this will be faster than washing it all.
Oops 
“I see you have a rag, but most of what you dropped didn’t end up on the rag.”
- When I put a rag on the place where I work, it never saves me. Something always falls and misses the rag.
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