The vicissitudes of nature: global warming has made albatross lovers of the Blue Oyster bar (11 photos)
Environmentalists have long been sounding the alarm about climate change and predicting the imminent end of all living things. By the way, global warming has already affected birds. But is there any reason to panic?
Back in 2019, scientists studied over 70 thousand birds and came to the conclusion that individuals of 52 species decreased in size by approximately 2.6%.
This trend has also spread to other animals, such as deer, rodents, insects and fish.
But not everyone was “stung” due to the increased temperature on the planet, and some actually benefited from it, such as frogs.
However, one point related to climate change is still alarming.
And he touched precisely the above-mentioned birds. The fact is that global warming has made albatross lovers of the Blue Oyster bar.
Due to rising water temperatures, birds do not have enough food, which affects the rise of stress hormones. Together with them, the males are overcome by “problems”, after which the females abandon them (just like in human life).
But there is another reason. All because of the same warming, the number of fish is decreasing. This forces the males to move away from their home and linger there for a long time. At the same time, females do not forgive long absences and quickly find a replacement.
As they say, “I couldn’t wait for the sailor to return from his long voyage.”
Не, ну мы же знаем, что альбатросы птицы морские, а в море женщин не берут, чему тут удивляться?
— Техножрец и Смерть Под Вентилятором (@xopyc_akcimand) November 24, 2021
As a result, all bird masculinity goes to the sacrificial altar of homosexuality.
Given the surge in tolerance around the world and the ardent propaganda of LGBT people, could global warming also have a detrimental effect on people?
This is where priests later appear who refuse to marry straight men, as in Sweden.
And here, too, people apply for the MUZ-TV award in ladies’ attire or arm in arm with a “gentleman.”
Another explanation for this sodomy is simply difficult to find.

