The work of an auto mechanic is not easy, but interesting: every day can present something unusual. Sometimes - so much so that you have to take pictures and post them online. Otherwise they won’t believe it! 
“I’m not a dentist, I’m a car mechanic. My daughter just gave me such an original set of bits for a screwdriver.” 
“A frightened kitten came into the workshop. Today I couldn’t stand it and took it home.” 
“The client towed the car to a service station, forgetting to remove the brakes.” 
"The car was flooded. When the client asked if everything was okay, she gave the answer herself on the dashboard." 
"No".
“A year after my father’s death, my mother decided to take his car to a workshop. I thought about those who work there and washed it all day.” 
“I arrived at the auto repair shop today. It seems that we should suggest that the guys make an advertising calendar for next year.” 
“The auto mechanic’s verdict is final and cannot be appealed.” 
"This car is everything. Buy a new one."
“When we run out of good ideas, we use this diagnostic kit. Whatever the dice throw out, we fix it. Just kidding.” 
"The insurance company believes this car can be brought back to life." 
"The client left the car at the service center for repairs. The next day he called in excitement: the alarm showed that the car's doors were open, why? And really, why?" 
"This is what happens if you don't change filters for a long time" 
“The client is wondering: is it time to change the tires, or is the season still passing?” 
“Ordered a part, waited over a week... only to find that the delivery broke it into three pieces to fit into the standard packaging.” 
“Sometimes I really regret becoming a car mechanic. For example, when a car like this comes in for service.” 
"This customer asked for an oil change and brake check." 
“The owner of this jeep was simply unlucky. I pulled the coin out of the transmission drain hole.” 
“The lady came to change the oil... for the first time in 47,000 kilometers.” 
“The owner of the car complained that it wouldn’t start. He admitted that no one had started it for “some time.” I realized which one, when I took a 1986 edition of the newspaper out of the trunk.” 
“The owner of this car changes the oil for the second time in a year. During this time, he has only driven 500 kilometers. But he is still uneasy.” 
“I repair and sell used cars. Over the years I have accumulated quite a collection of pocket knives stuffed behind the back seats.” 
“Today we delivered a hybrid Honda Accord, the mileage is about 600 thousand. This is a new record for our service, we have never had anything like this before” 
“I took my wife’s car to get the tires changed. I decided to be a good customer.” 
"A customer complains about the smell of burnt rubber while driving" 
"Chrysler engineers are coming up with more and more new ways to make life more difficult for auto mechanics." 
“There is no need to check the airbag; no one is driving in the passenger seat anyway,” the client said. And I believe him" 
“Billed a client for $1,400. She paid $900 of that in one-dollar bills.” 
"Yeah, bad luck, bad luck" 
"It looks stupid, but it works!" 
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