The Justrolledintotheshop subreddit is a place where auto mechanics show the crap they deal with on the job. There are both serious and funny cases here, a little bit of everything. 
1. “The client is wondering why the windows and doors of his Mercedes are open.... while he is being serviced by the dealer.” 
2. “Client: Why isn't the heat working on my new Civic? It turns out that there is densely packed snow under the hood, as if it had been left open during a snowstorm.” 
3. “Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the pinnacle of engineering.” 
4. “When you dispute the bill and tell the mechanic to just put the engine back in the car.” 
5. “Water got into the tire at sub-zero temperatures. To remove the tire from the rim, I had to cut off the sidewall and break the ice with a sledgehammer.” 
6. “Client: My tire pressure light came on and I don’t know why.” 
7. “I present to you all 5 elements of the tire: fire element, water element, ice element, plant element and the 5th element named after Bruce Willis.” 
8. “The client came in for an oil change. And I didn’t bother to mention the huge hornet’s nest.” 
9. “The car got into a flood, and the client asked if everything was okay. The device answered for me" 
10. “There’s a battery terminal in there somewhere.” 
11. “But we share the road with such people” 
12. “The third car we have towed within a week due to it not starting after filling up at the local gas station. This fuel sample contains about 96% water." 
13. “Customer states the rear seat belt buckle needs to be replaced, technician states customer needs to go to hell.” 
14. “I present to you “Medusa.” Two-axle trailer, traveled quite a long distance on a flat platform" 
15. “I swear these clients are doing this on purpose.” 
16. “The client came with a problem: the car does not work” 
17. “It’s a wonder it didn’t explode.” 
18. “The customer stated that the solar panel is not working/not charging the batteries.” 
19. “I’m pretty sure I’m younger than that tire.” 
20. “This is not what I expected when the customer said the tire had exploded and the wires were visible.” 
21. “I saw it and laughed for an indecently long time: “Honk if a child falls out”” 
22. “The customer claims that the brake and ABS/Esc sensors are faulty.” 
23. “The client said that the driver and three passengers were not injured. But you can’t say the same about the car.” 
24. “I don’t know how to say this, but it looks like your engine compartment has been taken over by gay mice.” 
25. “When the car is parked for too long” 
26. “Just saved this baby. To do this I had to remove the front part of the car, but now it is free, alive and well." 
27. “Someone brought the car to be repaired, and this was in the trunk. He said we could take everything inside. I'll definitely keep this one." 
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