Alas, no one is immune from failure, but if there was such an opportunity, the heroes of this post would have already made a fortune. 
1. “This is what happens when you let your little brothers borrow your expensive gaming headset to play Xbox.” 
2. “Lost my phone at a festival, found it burning next to a bonfire a few hours later.” 
3. "Pizza at the theme park. I paid $11 for it." 
4. "F***" 
5. “I paid six dollars for this tiny smoothie.” 
6. “A patient in our eye clinic got a new dog.” 
7. “I got the middle seat and paid extra to be moved to the window.” 
8. “I paid $19 for 8 of these tiny wings at a local restaurant.” 
9. “When the cable guy drilled into the side of your house, your closet, your guitar case, and your Martin HD-28V...” 
10. “My wife said she had to show me something crazy after dinner.” 
11. “My degree, which I spent countless hours and thousands of dollars earning.” 
12. “The cat decided to share her lunch with me through my headphones.” 
13. “Just bought my first house. I was told there was hardwood flooring under the carpet throughout the whole house. I checked the corner in the closet and there was indeed hardwood flooring. But not in the living room. Looks like I'll be spending a lot of money on new flooring now...” 
14. “Yesterday I hid the PS4 controllers in the oven so my son could go to bed. I didn’t tell my wife, and in the morning she turned on the oven.” 
15. "The guy who repaired the laptop did this to keep it from overheating" 
16. "About 600 plates broke" 
17. “Perhaps the most expensive delicacy he has ever tasted.” 
18. "The child learned to use the microwave" 
19. “My house was hit by a tornado yesterday and it was pretty bad but it’s still standing and no one was hurt. I have no idea how to get the grill out of the pool.” 
20. “Paid $31 to ship a crystal frame that is no longer in production.” 
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23. “Our lab was flooded this morning. No one was in the building, so there was 10 centimeters of water and countless destroyed equipment.” 
24. "$5,000,000 Failure" 
25. “A single grain of brown rice killed my laptop.” 
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