Cats are cute furry creatures who love nothing more than to eat, sleep and decorate the world with themselves. Basically, they are in a state of bliss, slumber and unburdensome idleness. 
But sometimes the devil himself, a hundred thousand devils and all the known and unknown monsters wake up in them. And the unfortunate ones who find themselves nearby can only flee.
1. Monster urine! 
2. I am a lion, I am a tiger, I am a cheetah! 
3. Because we are a gang! 
4. Fur mittens? Have you seen this? 
5. Sharik, you're finished! 
6. Do you dare to wake me up, stupid leather? 
7. I know aikido, karate, taekwondo, sambo, jiu-jitsu and many other scary words! 
8. What do you mean there was no Whiskas? 
9. Kotito the vampire 
10. Instead of a pencil, your finger may also be here. 
11. His catty deigns to be angry 
12. You stroked me. But without due respect 
13. He will hiss at me, the overgrown worm 
14. And I told him with the right - bam, then with the left - bam! 
15. Kus. Just bite 
16. Just bark in my direction again! 
17. You will pay me a tax - 50% of the food, understand? 
18. Has everyone understood the principle of the choke hold? 
19. You won't leave! 
20. I’ll tear you into hot water bottles, flea-ridden Tuziki! 
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