Why is my baby crying? 35 real and completely hilarious reasons (36 photos)

23 November 2024
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Category: funny, children, 0+

Anyone who has cared for children at least once in their life knows that their emotional state bounces around like a roller coaster - they giggle and smile charmingly, but as soon as you blink, the tears are already flowing like a waterfall. Why? Here are three dozen real reasons from the popular community “Why is my baby crying.”





1. “Because he threw food at the dog, and it took it and ate it.”



2. “Because he’s eating the cupcake that she didn’t want to eat.”





3. “I didn’t let him drive.”



4. “Because I didn’t let her wear my dirty panties as a necklace.”



5. “Because we didn’t let her jump in horse manure.”



6. “Because I didn’t erase his lips. He doesn't want lips on his face anymore."



7. “She’s crying because I didn’t let her pull my pubic hair out while I was going to the bathroom.”



8. “Her dad and I stopped her from throwing herself in front of a car in the parking lot.”



9. “Because I couldn’t grow her hair back after she cut it while visiting grandma.”



10. “Because I didn’t let her rip the dog’s lips off.”



11. “She wanted to drink all the ketchup like it was out of a baby bottle.”



12. “I tried to take the sausage away from him. TWO HOURS AFTER LUNCH. He refused to eat it, he just wanted to hold it."



13. “I told her not to use her toothbrush to clean the toilet.”



14. “We didn’t let her eat the couch.”



15. “She found fuzz on her arms.”



16. “We didn’t let him eat the stones.”



17. “I didn’t let him eat the coffee capsules.”



18. “He wants his boogers back.”



19. “We took the grasshopper away from him and didn’t let him eat it.”



20. “Because the pasta wasn’t the shape she wanted.”



21. “Because she couldn’t cut her teacher with a toy knife.”



22. “Because she is lying on the book and because of this she cannot open it”



23. “Because I wouldn’t let her draw on the sofa with a marker.”



24. “I refused to cut the plastic banana.”



25. “Because I forbade her to hug LIT candles. And the unlit ones "suck"



26. “We didn’t let him go eat frozen bacon.”



27. “Mom found his shitty shelf.”



28. “Because the mac and cheese was too cheesy.”



29. “Because I refuse to smell his feet.”



30. “Because it didn’t fit in the tiny box.”



31. “Because I didn’t let him into the dressing room to play in the litter box.”



32. “Because I didn’t let her eat the carpet.”



33. “Because he couldn’t get a diaper over a diaper, pants, and another diaper.”



34. “Because I turned his coat so it was on his back.”



35. “Because I didn’t give him my prenatal vitamin.”

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