There are failures in each of us's lives. Sometimes all it takes is a small thing for everything to go wrong. But don’t forget that even the worst day lasts no more than 24 hours. 
1. “I gave my friend a ride home, she offered me money for gas, but I refused. I arrived home and found a screw in the tire, the money would come in handy now.” 
2. “I invited a girl to meet my family. It all ended in chaos and the murder of pizza.” 
3. “When I’ve been holding back diarrhea for a long time, but in the end I found a shared toilet, the door of which still doesn’t lock.” 
4. “The air quality in my home is worse than the smog in most cities.” 
5. “I had to clean this up today.” 
6. “I choked on a piece of candy, lost consciousness, and landed on my face with such force that I broke my nose.” 
7. “I put the wine in the freezer while unconscious.” 
8. “The air fryer blew the last 2 pieces of cheese off my burgers.” 
9. “My wife tried to move the trailer without first removing the wheel locks.” 
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11. “Accidentally left milk in the car for a week. Now the car smells like cheese.” 
12. “I thought I had food poisoning, but it turns out I need to have my appendix removed.” 
13. "The dog chewed" 
14. “Colleagues threw a “party” at the office to celebrate my birthday. They didn’t know I worked the night shift. They ate and celebrated without me.” 
15. “Apparently someone will be late for work.” 
16. “A deer jumped on my car the day I was taking my wife to the hospital.” 
17. “One rain and all the dust from the chimney is now in our house” 
18. “My mom’s 16-year-old saucepan exploded.” 
19. “There are only crumbs in the pie and no berries.” 
20. “My friends wanted to watch wrestling. We bought tickets for £250.” 
21. 
22. "I bought a sandwich" 
23. “My neighbors forgot something.” 
24. "Threw it at a fly" 
25. "Where's the cheese?" 
26. When the pen in your pocket leaked 
27. "3 o'clock in the morning, everyone is sleeping. And I'm locked up" 
28. Forgot to remove the plastic packaging 
29. I wanted to sprinkle the pie with sesame seeds 
30. “A bear got into my car.” 
31. This plane has an armrest the size of a finger. 
32. “At the gym, the guy left his seat like this.” 
33. 
34. “I ran my first marathon and asked a stranger to take my photo.” 
35. “It seems like I’ll have to order dinner at a restaurant.” 
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37. Broke my denture on a pizza crust 
38. “My engagement ring broke.” 
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