Children are known to take many things too literally. However, sometimes some adults also “sin” with this. 
Every day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year, we carry out such a large number of tasks and a wide variety of assignments that by the evening we begin to feel dizzy from the decisions we have made and the things we need not to forget about. We get the kids ready for school and take them to daycare, go to work, walk the dog and pay the bills. Any of our actions is subject to some rules, but what if a person not only does what he should, but does it so literally that he blows everyone’s minds a little? This is exactly what the people in this collection did, making their loved ones laugh and surprising them.
“When I was a child, I asked my parents to buy me a skateboard. Mom and Dad said not until I turn 35. Today they did it." 
“Told my boyfriend I’d buy him a burger for Christmas.” 
"My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich 
A client asked to cut his dog like a lion and was taken too literally 
“I asked my 5-year-old son to look after his sister while I was busy in the kitchen. Then I looked out and saw it. His sister is in good hands." 
“My sister uses deodorant for the first time: everything is according to the instructions, sprays at a distance of about 15 cm” 
“My daughter said she wants to be a Transformer for Halloween.” 
The brother pranked his sister, who is a fan of Korean music, by throwing a party with the most famous Korean 
The girl's brother was far from this whole K-pop topic, so he threw her a party with the most famous Korean he knew - Kim Jong-un.
“We told our 3-year-old daughter that New Year's is special because you can raise a toast. A few hours later she said: ‘Are we going to make toast now?’ And so our New Year’s tradition was born.” 
Mom told her daughter to take her mask so they could go to the store. It was the mask she put on 
“My friend decided to henna his mustache on the beach as a joke. The foreigner painting with henna didn’t understand what he said.” 
So she asked him to write what he wanted. This is what the result was.
The dog just follows the rules 
The inscription on the paper: “Water for your dogs.”
“I told my daughter that she could eat half the grapes if she didn’t want all of them.” 
“My wife doesn't want our newborn son's face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor him. Needless to say, I won't be asked to do this again." 
“My husband’s sister told him to take these educational books and fix the chair! He took everything literally." 
Always follow the signs everywhere 
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