10 most stupid and pointless applications for smartphones (12 photos + 5 videos)

Have you ever dreamed of an application that is designed to record how you or your friends fart?





The wild imagination of mobile application developers sometimes makes you perplexed, laugh and blush. But the strangest thing is that there are people who use them perfectly. Let's try to understand them, and look at some of the most useless and insane applications ever created for mobile devices, which are nevertheless used

SMTH



The SMTH (Send Me to Heaven) app isn't the most pointless or crazy app in this collection. Maybe someone really has nothing better to do that he competes with other users in throwing his smartphone up. The purpose of the application is simple: you launch it and throw the phone as high as you can, and then catch it, if possible.

The developers honestly admit that this fun can destroy the phone or injure the user. But there are 100,000 unique people in the world who successfully use this application. The phone's current flight record is 44.19 meters.

By the way, this application is prohibited in the AppStore. But you can download it for free on Google Play.

Finger treadmill





Treadmill finger workout - trains your fingers. Well, how does he train - you start the treadmill and imitate running with your fingers. Online you can find out what distance you “ran”, and after the finish you can compare your result with the achievements of other “athletes”.



The developers of the application claim that it is useful: with its help you can distract yourself and relax during your lunch break or after work. And don't laugh, they also add that consistent workouts on their app protect against arthritis and sports injuries. We willingly believe.

Virtual beer



iBeer was created so that you can “drink” beer, wine or vodka with friends or strangers from other countries. And after drinking, discuss the merits of the drink in a voice chat.



Let's not criticize iBeer too much. The world could probably do without this app, but 90 million people love it. iBeer has been an App Store bestseller for three years in a row. So it goes.

Sausage fights



Grilled sausages are a great addition to beer. True, unlike the previous application, you do not need to eat them. And if in general, then at least sometimes it’s funny: the fighters on the forks shoot, hit and use their sausage tricks against their opponents.



In general, drive your sausage into the leaders of fights without rules!

Determinant of watermelon ripeness



After the sausages, it would be nice to think about dessert. The Watermelon Prober app is designed to determine the ripeness of watermelon. It works like this: launch the application, place your smartphone on the berry and tap the peel three times with an interval of a few seconds.

For some reason the Arabs really loved this app.



However, as many users say, the application does not work - even when “examining” one watermelon, the application produces different results.

Places where I shit



So, the previous application deceived you, the watermelon turned out to be unripe and now you need to go to the toilet. An app called “Places Where I Pooped” will help you with this matter. The essence of this application is that users mark with pins on a map public toilets in which they relieved themselves in a big way.



Knowing where public toilets are located in your city can be really helpful. However, this application holds the record for dislikes. But a certain number of people still use it and continue to share their progress reports. By the way, this information can also be shared on social networks. The most common request to developers from users sounds something like this: could you add a function for adding photos from the toilets we visited?

For lovers of outhouse humor



The previous application helped you a lot, you found the toilet. Take off your pants, sit on the rim of the toilet, but do not rush to relieve yourself. Because you need to record how you fart. Why do this with a voice recorder if there is a special iFart application that offers you to record the sounds of flatulence coming from you or your friends and family.

Among other things, the application library also has its own sounds with interesting names - “scorer” or “brown mosquito”.

The dudes from the movie "Dumb and Dumber" would think this application is the height of perfection.

How do you know if it's dark outside?



Perhaps this app is made for those in a bunker or for people who are too lazy to go to the window.

The Is it dark outside application, based on the user’s location, the date and time of sunset and sunrise, will be able to accurately answer the question of whether it is light outside now.

Lick a virtual icicle



Do you miss winter and licking icicles? Then we go to you! The Lick the Icicle app asks the user to lick an icicle on a smartphone screen until it melts.

Say Yo



The Yo application, as one of the most senseless, was recently discussed in Dudya’s film about Silicon Valley. This add-on has exactly one function - it sends the interjection Yo to other users.

The developers believe that this word can mean anything - after all, it all depends on the user, the situation and the time.

Need I say that the application did not take off?