People who would not like to spend the New Year the same way they met (23 photos)
When out of the blue you get into trouble, it’s insulting. When this happens on New Year’s Day, it’s even more offensive: it’s not for nothing that they say that the way you celebrate the New Year is how you’ll spend it!
"Cheese won"
“I picked up a couple of rolls of quarters from the bank so I could wash my laundry at the laundromat before the holidays. This is what I found there.”
"I've never had my headphones break, but this method is the most exotic!"
"I felt dizzy, slipped and hit myself on the concrete floor. Happy New Year!"
“A friend’s dad decided to make us cinnamon rolls. But instead of cinnamon, he sprinkled a lot of hot pepper in there. Yeah, a couple of tablespoons.”
“To take my daughter’s gift out of the box—a radio-controlled toy—we cut off all the wire holders. One of them turned out to be an antenna for remote control.”
“I invited my friend to go see the new Spider-Man together on a holiday evening. She didn’t come.”
“On Christmas Eve, an hour and a half drive from home, my engine knocked.”
"I was hoping that New Year's morning would look nicer"
“The sliding roof of my convertible caved in under the weight of the snow.”
“The spruce tree that my friend bought turned out to be infested with mites, we spent the entire New Year’s Eve removing them.”
"Opened the mailbox looking for greeting cards. Found an ambulance bill in July for $2,543. Then I was taken by ambulance from the scene of the accident. Now - "pleasant" memories reinforced
"When you arrive at your station, the doors open... and you see THIS"
"The infection in the knee joint started just on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas!"
“Well, now we’ll look for where they’ll sell us pizza or takeaway burgers 5 hours before the New Year”
“My wife has been preparing the sauce for the last 5 hours. Now she went to strain it and accidentally poured it all down the drain.”
“I made a gift for my grandmother, but on the way to her I dropped it and everything fell apart.”
"My roommate went home for the holidays, leaving me a New Year's surprise."
“I lost a wheel. A shower of sparks from under the rear wheel could have easily passed for fireworks.”
“A colleague dropped a pallet of $40,000 worth of glassware.”
“I wanted to go home for the holidays, but because of Covid I remained in quarantine. Then I decided to at least cook myself a delicious New Year’s dinner. I just dropped and broke my only knife, my favorite one at that.”
"We arrived at the airport 2 hours before departure. It seems we were late" ![]()
