For lucky people, troubles are known to be avoided by the tenth road, even in situations where they seem to be unavoidable. Most of us are not one of them - but you should at least be glad that you are not one of those unlucky ones for whom problems lie in wait literally out of the blue - as, for example, in these cases. 
“My colleague couldn’t get pregnant for a long time, and now she said that it had finally happened! I bought cakes to celebrate this event. Just before the party, I looked in the refrigerator and saw this.” 
Maybe these roulettes should have a fight? Whoever wins is right 
"This is the cover of the latest Time magazine. I can't look at this drawn mouse cursor - my hands are itching..." 
"We pay you for delivery - and we also have to pay salaries to your drivers? Aren't you insolent?" 
"The delivery fee is not a tip for the driver. Please tip the drivers for how great they are! And yes, they don't have extra cheddar and they don't carry more than $20."
“At the cafe they served me milk with ice.” 
“The teacher covered the clock in our classroom with this sign.” 
"Time to learn."
“It’s a very, very narrow gap... and now my wedding ring lives in it.” 
“That’s how much space my wife leaves for me to sleep. Actually, we have a king-size bed.” 
“I pay $3,000 a month for my grandmother’s nursing home. Today they brought her this kind of dinner.” 
“My wife hated my old shorts for a long time and kept threatening to throw them away. And today I found them like this.” 
“I wash dishes in a restaurant. This is the form in which the pastry chefs give them to me - along with the scraps.” 
“I still didn’t understand what I paid for - for bread or for air” 
“During lunch, I dropped a grain of rice on my laptop. Just one! And when I closed it, it cracked the screen.” 
“I asked an electronic translator to translate “twenty” from English into Spanish for me. Well, he did it.” 
“My boyfriend borrowed my car for a couple of days. He returned it like this.” 
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