How to get blacklisted in hotels around the world (7 photos)

If suddenly you no longer want to come to any hotel, then there are great ways to achieve this.





“The customer is always right” is, of course, a good rule, but hotel staff can make sure that you never get into not only one particular hotel, but also many others. Why? Here are a number of reasons.



Such blacklists are compiled by hotel administrators. They carefully watch the behavior of guests and listen to the stories of bartenders, maids and others. If you try to provoke a fight with the bartender, then a complaint against such a troublemaker will definitely be received.





There will be a ban on visiting more than one hotel. Hotels are very often united in networks and the list of unwanted guests will become common to everyone. There are also hotelier databases where managers can also add a dubious guest. It's like a loan: if you haven't regularly paid to one bank, then another may refuse you.



Not all hotels have such lists. It all depends on the internal politics of one particular place. Typically, large hotel chains have blacklists because they can afford to ignore some customers. Small hotels and roadside motels are unlikely to have blacklists.



But it is impossible to find out whether a client is on the black list. This information is strictly confidential, for internal use. That is, when calling a hotel with a request to book a room (or when filling out an online application), the potential guest will be told that there are simply no rooms available. And yes, leaving the blacklist once you get there is very, very difficult. Almost impossible.



Fedor Egorov, director of one of the hotel departments:

"Hotels do not share their black lists with us. For our part, we do not check the client, but simply transfer the reservation to the hotel. If a person is on the black list, then we are informed about it, and we still try to persuade the hotel to check in the guest. If not It turns out that we are moving him to another hotel of a similar or better class, at the same cost."

But if you really want to get blacklisted, then here are 100% ways:



1) The theft of shampoo, slippers and a robe will most likely be forgiven. Take more: batteries from remote controls (or better yet, the remote controls themselves), light bulbs from chandeliers, everything you can carry.

2) After checking in, block the bank card you used to pay so that you are not charged for the damage. And then continue to make a lot of rowdy noises, draw on the walls, run along the ceiling in the dirtiest shoes possible.

3) Don't forget about the maid. Obviously, no one had ever told her dirty jokes about adult films. Go ahead and try to get her on the bed, make obvious hints. It will work.

4) Drink the entire minibar, and fill the bottles with Coca-Cola and tap water.

5) Wine must be spilled on the carpet, the springs must be torn out of the mattress (and wine must also be poured into it), the door frame in the bathroom can be broken off, the hairdryer can be drowned. Don't say a word to the staff - just leave.

6) Raise your voice (use obscene language more effectively) to the entire staff. Don't forget to bring musical instruments with you, or, at worst, just play the music loudly. Listen to requests to turn down the volume, nod, close the door and continue with the same tenacity. Do not give up.

Complete all these points. Done, you are amazing, you are guaranteed to be blacklisted by hotels!