Among all the jokes, related ones are the cruelest: after all, no matter how much you take offense at a loved one, you still have to make peace. The jokes on brothers and sisters are especially hilarious: they won’t cry like mom or clutch at their hearts like grandpa. Which means more hell! 
“I promised my sister, if she graduated with honors, that I would wear the same dress as hers to her graduation. She says it motivated her.” 
“My brother works and looks after five Chihuahuas while the owners are away. This is the photo he sent me from work.” 
"These T-shirts are an annual gift to me from my brother. I love them. We're on level seven now." 
The bride told her sister to come to the wedding “in whatever,” and she came in a T-rex costume 
"I tried to wrap the gift for my sister properly. It's actually a chain." 
“Five years ago I promised my sister that I would bring a llama to her wedding.” 
My sister received a package with a swimsuit, and the younger brother could not deny himself the pleasure of trying on a new thing 
"When they knelt at the altar at my parents' wedding, everyone saw what my dad's brother wrote on the soles of his shoes. It was a cruel joke." 
"Help".
“My brother, while I was away, cleaned our bathroom. Now, if I leave something out of place, he makes scenes like this for me with his LEGO men 
"My sister knocked on my room, I came out and saw it" 
"I'm preparing a joke for my sister. I hope she craps her pants from horror." 
“I will soon be an uncle. But my sister really didn’t like my interpretation of the results of her ultrasound.” 
“My sister decided that my prosthesis wouldn’t hurt to get ready for the holiday either.” 
"Gift for my sister's birthday" 
“I asked my sister to film me at the fountain. She figured out the best moment.” 
“Every year my brother and I give each other gifts and compete to see whose is the hardest to open. This year I won - I filled his gift with concrete.” 
“My sister baked me a cake to congratulate me on my first year after brain surgery.” 
"My sister cried at the mall and I pulled this mask on her." 
"I got married this week. My sister had fun with one of the wedding photos." 
"My little brother is an idiot" 
“My brother was afraid of bungee jumping. I brought a garden hose and gave him courage.” 
"I gave my little brother a LEGO set, each piece individually wrapped. Merry Christmas!" 
"I caught the children playing: my daughter is making a coffin for her younger brother" 
“From the very first days, my daughter knew how to make fun of her brother - just look at their faces!” 
"My sister is coming to visit me for Christmas. I already bought a special guest blanket for her." 
“I gave my sister and her boyfriend a blanket with my photos on it so they would remember I was around and behave well.” 
“I collected $100 as a gift for my brother. I changed it into dollars, rolled it up one at a time, now I’ll wrap it up one at a time.” 
“My sister started fixing her teeth, but because of Covid she didn’t have time to finish. I ordered her a special mask.” 
“My brother loves Ferrero Rocher chocolates. I prepared a healthy version for him.” 
The first joke on your little brother is ready! Now the bird will fly out! 
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