25 cases when you definitely need a specialist (26 photos)

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There are things that we can handle ourselves, but to solve some problems we definitely need a specialist! Netizens talk about rare, strange and unusual issues for which they hired specially trained people - and never regretted it!





“We had a special person on the farm who buried horses. Jokes aside, it takes skill.”



"I have someone looking for discount coupons for me."





"A special person brings me mushrooms - high-quality edible mushrooms for cooking"



“I have a friend named Fat Tony who tells me about rare and inexpensive musical instruments going on sale.”



"I study practical biology, and I have individuals who bring me beetles, reptiles and fish."



“I have a familiar seller who supplies me with rare and incredibly tasty varieties of pineapples - for example, “Sugarloaf”



“I do medical research and I have a special person from whom I receive fat cells. He is fat and regularly does liposuction, donating the lost fat to science.”



“I have a friendly employee at a trampoline rental company. He gives me free trampolines that are not currently on rent. So I have free trampolines - and different ones all the time.”



“I’m a student, but I have first-class equipment: and all because I have a special person who supplies high-quality equipment to the rich - and they give him only slightly less quality equipment for export. And he sells it to me for next to nothing.”



"I have a consultant for purchasing advertising displays"



“I have a friend who is a chicken rescue specialist. This is exactly what is written on his business card. However, I have not had the opportunity to resort to his services - yet.”



“I have a person who replaces computer monitors in several companies. For me, family and friends, he is a supplier of cheap and very good monitors.”



“We have a pie maker at Vartala. He supplies delicious pies to all the businesses in the area.”



"I have a salsa supplier. She won prizes for it in a competition before I was born."



“I have a friend who specializes in rescuing sloths. He works in the appropriate center and regularly brings me sloths for various holidays. It’s a walk for the sloth, but it’s fun for us.”



“I have my own mattress specialist. He works in a store of super-expensive mattresses, and is responsible for disposing of mattresses that customers were unhappy with. They may not be satisfied with even a small stain - but we get the mattress for free.”



“In our village we have a bee carrier. All beekeepers call him if it is necessary to relocate a swarm without harm to people and bees.”



“I have my own supplier of illegal cheese and dried meat. In Canada we have very strict laws regarding the supply of meat and dairy products - and she brings “her people” illegal, but very tasty products.”



“I have a supplier of shellfish - he buys them in the morning from the fishermen at the port and immediately delivers them home in a cooler bag.”



"I have a supplier of Mexican tamales - crazy snacks made from meat and corn. I recommend it to everyone!"



“I have a wine supplier. He has about 10,000 bottles in his cellar and he can advise on each one.”



“I have a dispute specialist at work. He can equally brilliantly defend even opposing positions in turn - just to argue. He is indispensable in complex negotiations.”



“I have a mink thief. He steals minks from fur farms for ideological reasons. He brought me several minks, and I raised them.”



“My friend runs a smokehouse. He is my personal supplier of smoked pork. And once a year he organizes a big barbecue for our entire group and families.”



“One of my friends is a “bloody cleaner”. His company cooperates with the police - they clean up crime scenes. Fortunately, I don’t need his services.”

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