30 funny and tasteless photos from real estate advertisements (31 photos)

“A triumph of low standards and lack of attention to detail” - this is how the popular Instagram* account “Terrible Real Estate Photos” describes its publications. If you appreciate good design, beware: these images don't just break through the bottom, they pierce right through the Earth's core and come out the other side.





1. Have you tried turning the room on and off?



2. Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the first floor.





3. “Let me know when you get out of the bath, I’ll cook pasta in this water.”



4. Granny’s next quarantine project is to knit an entire greenhouse.



5. If Picasso was an interior designer



6. The number of green troops continued to grow, and the pillows, on behalf of all upholstered furniture, began to develop a plan to capture the first floor.



7. A deleted scene from Clash of the Titans in which the Minotaur comes out of the bathroom to ask if there is still toilet paper in the house.



8. “That time has come again, just talk to each other for now.”



9. Idea for a new business during a pandemic: helmets for trampolining.



10. It is very important for a child that he has his own corner in the house.



11. Yes, this is rubbish!



12. One would think that this is “random frontal syndrome”... if it weren’t for the change of outfits from room to room.



13. “You don’t have to thank me, my love.”



14. If the 1870s were in the 1980s"



15. A local resident admitted to owning an illegal factory producing nightmares and panic attacks.



16. “Wishing you all a depressing and unfurnished Christmas!”



17. By combining different elements of the living room, bathroom, corridor and staircase, humanity has finally created a living room!



18. The dining room is decorated with the masterpiece “My Last Colonoscopy”



19. Bob the Clown became famous in the children's entertainment industry thanks to his ability to instantly clean any room.



20. With you the program “Going Home” with a special episode about serial killers



21. This guest bedroom will literally open the door to your difficult childhood.



22. The one sleeping on the left is the one who ate prunes before bed.



23. Top interior design influencers are already predicting a good year for empty wooden rooms with a dog towel on the only window.



24. The perfect beach house to feel like you were at the height of the 1944 Normandy landings.



25. It has long been known that of all kitchen appliances, microwaves are the most prone to begging.



26. “For now, you go check out the stables, and I’ll still look around here.”



27. According to Amenhotep's curse, whoever discovers this tomb will have to do some minor cosmetic repairs before putting it up for sale.



28. One drawback: in the fall, you have to sweep the second floor every hour.



29. Pro Tips: Before you make your toilet brush the centerpiece of your dining room, make sure it's clean.



30. Raise your hands for those who like to brood on the toilet and hate being rushed.