That awkward moment when you realized you were living with an idiot (31 photos)
What does a girl do when her loved one - her husband or boyfriend - suddenly surprises her to the core, and not in a good way? Of course, she goes to complain to her friends - or, at worst, to the Internet. Well, let's sympathize! 
My husband is a tech nerd 
Yesterday I broke up with my boyfriend. He was packing things while I was sleeping, and when I got up, I saw that he had taken my toilet along with his things. 
"Guess who rips open a bag like a crazy raccoon and then discovers it was reusable?" 
"My husband can't put a plate in the sink. He definitely has to risk the plate." 
"My husband bought a memory foam mattress for his side of the bed." 
“I asked my husband to do a pregnancy photo shoot for me. Well, the dogs turned out well.” 
“I complained to my boyfriend that we haven’t had a hug in a long time, and this is what he was generous with.” 
“My husband is so afraid of scratching his new computer that he refuses to remove the cellophane from it.” 
“This is how my boyfriend puts butter in a refrigerator that hasn’t been cleaned in months.” 
“Instead of cleaning up the spilled sugar, my boyfriend wrote this on it.” 
"Sorry."
“My boyfriend never throws away toilet paper rolls, but instead uses them as an installation on the lid of the tank.” 
“On this table are all the gifts my husband gave me for my birthday, our wedding anniversary, Christmas and Mother’s Day.” 
"My Boyfriend's Gaming Spot" 
“My husband leaves these piles of gum all over the house.” 
"This is how my boyfriend cuts an avocado" 
“My boyfriend’s job title is “architectural solutions engineer.” This is the architectural solution he came up with in the toilet.” 
“I asked my husband to load the dishwasher.” 
"I spent the weekend with my new boyfriend. It turns out that this is how he opens bread." 
“My boyfriend doesn’t wash the milk glass, but simply pours water into it. Why, he says, everything will get mixed up in the stomach anyway.” 
"That's why I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. I hope you understand." 
“My roommate has a new boyfriend. He took my hair clipper without asking, didn’t wash it, didn’t clean the sink either, clogged it and left.” 
“It turns out that my husband uses my favorite kitchen knife to take care of plants.” 
"My husband goes to the store looking like this" 
“I bought delicious Dutch cookies and offered them to my boyfriend. And it turns out he’s a monster.” 
“My boyfriend put salt in the rice cooker instead of rice and spent two hours wondering why it was cooking so slowly.” 
"My husband eats apples with a spoon" 
“My boyfriend leaves empty packages in the refrigerator.” 
"This is how my boyfriend eats cheese" 
“I gave my husband two coasters, but he still puts his coffee next to them.” 
"This is what my boyfriend's buffet looks like" 
