Our home is our fortress. Therefore, when completely unexpectedly, and sometimes through no fault of your own, a fortress turns into ruins, it’s hard to come to terms with it. 
“I decided to fry French fries, but I overdid the oil temperature and almost burned the kitchen down.” 
A Canadian man came home and discovered that the smell of a KFC bag had attracted a bear. 
“I used to have an old tree growing in front of my windows. The management company decided that it was blocking our light and cut it down. Now I have a completely different view from the window.” 
“When dinner was almost ready, the tempered glass lid burst.” 
"Has anyone else had to change the tub of a washing machine after accidentally washing a box of staples in it? Or am I the only one?" 
“First night of vacation, and we go to unfold the sofa bed for the kids, we hear a loud crunch... My son’s iPhone fell between the pillows and got caught in the hinges of the bed frame.” 
Unexpected surprise for the homeowner 
“I came home, soaked in the rain, and discovered that the roof was leaking right above my laptop.” 
“Now I’ll definitely never forget to turn off the iron.” 
"Rent a basement apartment in New York, they said. It's cheap and safe, they said." 
“My house collapsed on top of my car.” 
"A five-liter canister of vegetable oil burst in the kitchen. Guard" 
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“Today they sent me the corner sofa I ordered. But due to a manufacturing error, it never became a sofa.” 
“I went to the store at night, and when I returned, I saw THIS sticking right out of my room. Of course, I was lucky... on the one hand” 
Great start to the day! 
“I bought a house a year ago. One of the chandeliers didn’t work. I just got around to removing it to look at the wiring...” 
“At first I thought that someone had poured rice into the trash can, but then I saw that the “rice” was moving.” 
“Almost all my plants are broken. But not a single cat was harmed.” 
“After 10 days of vacation, I returned home and discovered that the electricity in the house had been cut off and the refrigerator did not work for all 10 days.” 
“My friend and I rented a duplex apartment on airbnb, where my friend immediately fell down the stairs.” 
“This is the first floor of a 7-story building. Just a week ago this column was straight.” 
When it rains, the basement quickly turns into the ocean. 
“There’s nothing better to start the day than dropping a full jar of glitter on the floor.” 
“A bird sat on my open window and shit liquid right on my bed.” 
“Yesterday, a pen that was left in my pocket leaked in my dryer. Today, when I came home after a 13-hour day at work, this happened." 
“Now my bedroom smells like a nightclub.” 
"The neighbor's 12-year-old grandson secretly decided to go for a ride in his grandfather's car. It was just long enough to drive to my house and pull into it." 
"I bought a mold remover to treat the bathroom. I left it there for a couple of days. Today it became moldy on its own." 
“I dropped some chips from the table. I’m sitting here thinking about how to minimize the damage.” 
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