Gifts are an integral part of the New Year holidays. Alas, no matter how much joy they bring us, choosing them is sheer torment and a headache. This is, of course, if you take the matter seriously. Or you can approach the choice of a gift with humor, and then the result will please not only all participants, but also the entire Internet! 
1. “My sister gave her dog a new ball for Christmas.” 
2. “This year, my 97-year-old grandmother gave us a calendar in which she photoshopped herself into pictures for each month.” 
3. “Mom gave my dog and I matching pajamas.” 
4. “Grandma said she only gets me pizza for Christmas.” 
5. “Dad was choking with laughter when he handed me this gift, he just rolled on the floor.” 
6. “My best friend gave me this blanket for Christmas. I just had to take a picture of it with the star.” 
7. “Last year I forgot to include batteries in a toy for my niece, so this year she gave me this.” 
8. “My brother gave my mom a toilet brush for Christmas. She liked that gift the best.” 
9. “I made a puzzle out of a photo of my Labrador pooping and gave it to my dad. He assembled it, framed it, and gave it to me. That’s the spirit of Christmas.” 
10. "My favorite annual gift from my brother. We're already at level eight." 
11. “My future mother-in-law gave me this shirt. I’m delighted. It even has a pocket.” 
12. "A gift from my son-in-law. No tricks, it just won't open." 
13. "Oliver Got a Christmas Present" 
14. “I once said I wanted an ugly Christmas sweater and forgot about it. But my sister remembered.” 
15. “They gave me 2 kilos of shelled pistachios for Christmas.” 
16. “My mom gave me bed linen with Super Mario. I’m 22 and I’ve been living on my own for 4 years. She said, “What’s wrong? As if someone would see him, "and I don't know if this is an insult or naivety..." 
17. “I gave my parents a cardboard cutout of myself for our first Christmas apart.” 
18. "I found the perfect gift for my husband. He won't like it." 
19. “I recently told my girlfriend how much I love glamorous 80s photoshoots. I wasn’t prepared for her gift.” 
20. "It appeared under the tree" 
21. “My friend is a welder, this is his gift to his boss.” 
22. “My daughter gave her brother an autographed photo of herself.” 
23. “My husband is posing with a pillow with our cat that I gave him.” 
24. “One of the gifts for my husband wasn’t delivered in time, so I improvised.” 
25. “I played a great prank on my dad at Christmas in 2016.” 
26. “A few years ago, my mom, sister, and I started exchanging ugly Christmas tree decorations and it became a tradition.” 
27. "I mentioned that I liked Subway once. Everyone I know gave me a certificate." 
28. “Knitted these for my boyfriend for our first Christmas together.” 
29. “My brother-in-law and I gave each other an Adidas tracksuit.” 
30. “This year I started wrapping gifts in advance.” 
Boromir: "It is a gift."
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