If everything is falling out of your hands, if you want to run away from home to work, and from work to home, this selection will help you! After all, hand on heart, other people’s misfortunes help us come to terms with our own. 
“Yesterday I opened the cycling season, fell and broke my arm.” 
Such a pain 
"Accidentally ran over him with a chair" 
"Broken my fingers playing mini golf" 
"The ball fell on the only thorn on the whole tree" 
“I thought I’d make it to the city, but the fuel ran out 10 kilometers away.” 
“The blender exploded, scattering cheese crumbles all over the kitchen.” 
Humans tend to make mistakes 
I had to put my hair in a ponytail before starting work. Damn, it hurts!" 
"I bought a sandwich at a cafe. Yes, the filling is generous" 
"I forgot about the day off and came to the office at 9" 
“My dog chewed the wires through which I get internet for work.” 
“I wanted to have lunch, but the plate suddenly exploded in the microwave along with the food.” 
Oops 
“I ordered a blanket and bed linen, but received a watering can” 
“As soon as I opened the refrigerator, a container of salsa exploded, flooding me and the refrigerator.” 
“When you are hastily salting your breakfast, and suddenly the lid flies off the salt shaker.” 
“I lost my glasses a few days ago. I can’t see anything without them, so I quickly and expensively ordered new ones. I received them in the morning. And in the evening I found the old ones, tangled in the wires.” 
“The ceiling in the store collapsed right above my head. I was hit by a panel and doused with dirty water. The staff didn’t even offer help.” 
“Turns out the coffee pot can also explode.” 
“Yesterday I returned a jay chick to its nest. And today I went to visit him.” 
"My first attempt at grilling a steak didn't work out" 
It seems it's time to pour the water out of the basin 
"Mister, who drove through Louisville a couple of hours ago, you're missing something." 
“The cat shared her lunch with me, dumping it right into my earphone.” 
“While my parents were on vacation, I kept an eye on their apartment. I tried, but I discovered this forgotten pot of rice in the kitchen three weeks later.” 
“The day before yesterday my daughter had the cast removed from her left arm, yesterday she broke her right arm, and tomorrow is her birthday.” 
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