Let's sympathize with these unfortunate people - and maybe even gloat, because it's so nice that all this didn't happen to us! 
“We really wanted a watermelon, but as soon as the knife touched it, it burst.” 
“Note to self: When separating yoghurts, lift the jars up rather than pulling them down.” 
“What the hell is the point of a note like that!” 
“Hi! My son accidentally ran into your car with his bicycle. Sorry about the scratch.”
“Someone hit my car and covered the scratch with wall paint.” 
“I bought fried chicken at the airport before boarding, the bag tore at the bottom and the box fell out. It fell vertically, but exploded when I tried to pick it up.” 
"Your problem has become more serious. Think about what you have done."
“I heard a crash from the living room and went to see what happened.” 
“I was happy that they were installing a new dishwasher for me, until I saw what was going on behind the old one.” 
“I broke the protective mat under the chair. I think it was made of glass.” 
"The bean bag chair burst" 
“The ceiling in the restroom in our office hasn’t been repaired for a week now. I’m afraid of it.” 
“A friend and I booked a cheap hotel in Lisbon. It wasn’t like that in the photo of the hotel.” 
"I ate half a burger with a chicken cutlet and saw THIS in the middle. There are a lot of them, and they squirm" 
"We arrived in Mexico City, renting an apartment without air conditioning. Who knew that the temperature would be over 40! Even wax crayons melted right in the room" 
"Opened the pepper shaker from the wrong side" 
“I wanted to use the grill, but the squirrel that had built a nest in it got there first.” 
"I found a new tenant in the bathroom. It seems he was doing exercises" 
“You say the plates crash for luck?” 
“I had a terrible sore throat, I was just dying when I swallowed, and the doctor prescribed me these pills” 
"Leftovers are Sweet" 
“A fly deposited maggots on my burger a second before I took it out of the bag.” 
"Late for work due to an unexpected parade" 
0 comments
