Think you're having a bad day today? Look at this selection - and you will understand what a truly bad day is! 
“Environmental allergy test results indicate extreme sensitivity to almost everything. The doctor called the nurses into the room to look at me - a miracle of nature." 
"Oops, looks like today is my lucky day and I'll be spending it on the roof." 
“He thought the temperature sensor was a timer.” 
“My grandson was playing on the sofa. His toy truck drove into the sofa cushion - and this is the result." 
“I just saw this in the parking lot. Looks like someone is unlucky..." 
“I turned off the electricity for a week during the trip, forgot about the food in the refrigerator. I came back and saw THIS" 
“Teenage son and his friends said they left us 'half a pecan pie' 
“Rats chewed their way into our work refrigerator over the weekend.” 
“I washed the dishes before leaving the house. Didn't listen to my mom when she said, "Just buy more dishwasher pods and never use dishwashing detergent." 
“My new TV for $1600” 
"Crap!" 
“We had a little party and we scraped our shoes on the new floors of my parents' house. They are returning tonight. Pray for me" 
“It seems like something went wrong.” 
“I decided to clean the cat litter boxes properly. On the way to the trash heap, the garbage bag tore, sand and poop spilled down the stairs and into my shoes.” 
“I was walking to work in new boots when the ice broke under me and I fell with one foot into a deep muddy puddle.” 
“The owner of this (former) car put windshield wiper fluid in the engine instead of oil.” 
“Someone tried to steal my car last night.” 
“My two-year-old son threw the remote control at the TV today.” 
“I learned today that even a slow-cooked ham will burn overnight.” 
“I moved to a new office. There is a shared kitchen on my floor. I found this in the refrigerator that is supposedly "cleaned every Friday" 
“My gardener didn’t wash the herbicide off his boots before going out on the lawn.” 
“This is a chocolate covered cashew, which I mistook for my second earphone. It's scary to think where he really is." 
“Yesterday I fell asleep on silk sheets with a new tattoo.” 
“One of my baby’s new socks had the anti-slip surface on the wrong side.” 
“I received a burger with an expiration date printed on it.” 
“Why can’t I ever calmly start a new roll?!” 
“For some reason I decided that the package said 350 minutes, but it turned out that it was degrees” 
“In my defense, I can only say that I have never used a colander before.” 
“My dog loves to run around the room. Today she accelerated too much and missed the turn. The dog is fine, but the wall is not.” 
“I paid extra for a window seat.” 
“In a large box of M&M’s there is a regular, normal-sized bag. And it costs twice as much.” 
“The adapter plug turned out to be fundamentally incompatible with my socket: when you plug something in, the switch turns off” 
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