The stupidest reasons for breakups. Female version (8 photos)

Couples break up for various reasons, sometimes completely stupid ones. Or maybe it’s simply incomprehensible to those who were abandoned?





The post was compiled based on comments from Reddit users.



- I told the guy with whom everything seemed to be serious that if we have children, he will have to help me with them. Well, that is, I am ready to take on 90% of the childcare, but I also expect help from him, such as changing the diaper sometimes. He broke up with me, saying he wanted a more “traditional” relationship.





- He cheated on me because my libido is too high. Yes, you read that right. I have! Something like, “We had too much sex and I had to have sex with someone else to get a break from the endless sex with you.”

- Here's the dumbest reason I've ever been dumped: my boyfriend chose my best friend over me because she has bigger breasts. He didn’t even tell me this personally, he just left, and then wrote to my sister about the breasts. Now he is alone, and his ex-girlfriend has already changed boyfriends five times since then.



- We broke up because I started wearing thongs. Apparently, this meant that I would soon cheat on him.

- And my ex decided that I was going to cheat on him when I got a manicure (I just do manicures very, very rarely).



- We broke up because I went to dinner with my friends. This guy and I dated for about five months. He forced me to do everything in a way that was convenient only for him. I had to come to him, but he never came to me, and all that. I'm already pretty tired of this crap. And so he asks me to come, and I say that I’m going to have dinner with my friends - one of them got a responsible job and now we won’t see her any time soon, so this is kind of a swan song. He said, “Then this is our swan song,” and blocked me. Two weeks later he cut through again and wanted to return everything, but I sent him.

- My friend, in upset feelings, talked about how his mother’s Alzheimer’s was progressing, and I tried to console him and stroked his back and arm. After that, my now ex stated that I had disgraced myself in every possible way and betrayed our relationship, and did it behind his back. I'm also an insecure and slutty whore who seeks attention because my dad didn't love me.



- He went to visit relatives, where he entered into an arranged marriage.

We were together for a couple of years. He went on vacation with his parents and brother to visit his relatives, and returned from there with his wife. He could have at least explained to me before leaving what was happening, but no, bullshit. Surprise!

- We had just started dating and then it turned out that I had cancer. My boyfriend supported me throughout the surgery and treatment. We had a wonderful fulfilling relationship for the next five years. And then he broke up with me because he couldn’t stop thinking about the cancer coming back and me getting sick again. I wasn't ready to come to terms with it.



A reminder of what supermodels look like

- My ex's father told him to "aim higher" and date women who look like supermodels. This reason was voiced to me at the time of separation.

- After five years of a wonderful relationship with me, he suddenly realized that his ideal woman should be a brunette with big tits. She should also drink beer and play baseball. None of these qualities are inherent in me - it took him five years to understand that!

- Oh, something similar happened to me. I remember thinking at the time: “It’s too bad that it took a man six months to decide that I wasn’t “his type” and leave me.” Five years?! It's scary to even imagine.

- One of my exes was clearly attracted to tall, slender, tanned brunettes with small breasts. I'm not like that at all. He told me a lot of things - that my red hair “stands out too much” and my breasts are “too big”, that he prefers brunettes with long tanned legs, and so on. Dude, I always looked like this and YOU were the one who wanted to date me. If I don’t live up to his ideal, I really don’t know why he ran after me for so long.



-I had very long hair, and I shortened it, making a bob haircut with hair length just above the shoulders. Boom! Breaking up by email. I was sixteen.

- One of my ex fell to the ground and threw a tantrum because I cut off my hair. Boys are so funny.