Everyone is familiar with moments when everything goes wrong. Sometimes we are not to blame for this, but there are times when a person himself became the architect of his own misfortune. 
1. “I was going to pour some bourbon into the glass. The cork broke in half and part of it remained in the bottle along with the crumbs.” 
2. “It’s hard enough to clear snow on the weekend, but then there’s this.” 
3. “I lectured to students all day, came home and saw water dripping from the ceiling onto my bed.” 
4. “I tried to make my dream come true: I went to my first wrestling training. Broke a leg. Dream carefully" 
5. “My only coffee cup and bowl have merged in ecstasy, and now one of them will have to be broken to free the other.” 
6. “Exactly what I feared most when opening the tool cabinet happened.” 
7. “At 6 a.m., I was awakened by the sound of an already installed but still loose art deco sink crashing onto the newly tiled floor.” 
“The cat scurried past me as if it had nothing to do with it.”
8. “First I had a motorcycle accident, 2 months later I punctured both tires, and literally the next day I was hit by an Uber taxi driver, and now I have a neck injury.” 
9. “The egg yolk truck overturned...” 
10. “This is not the start of the morning I dreamed of.” 
11. “I was on the top step when it suddenly gave way. Stairs to the attic" 
12. “This is the door of our apartment from the inside. The neighbor left with my keys, and the door can’t be opened without a key.” 
13. “There was a beautiful little tree in this pot when I went to bed last night.” 
14. “My husband washed the toaster.” 
15. “My husband was carrying a bag of donuts vertically.” 
16. “I don’t understand how this happened.” 
17. “It was a tragic accident.” 
18. “My brother decided to heat up the pizza in the oven on a plastic cutting board.” 
19. “It seems like he hasn’t thought everything through...” 
20. “This dude is definitely having a bad day.” 
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